GIRL, IT'S REALLY TIME TO
Stop Stealing from Your Faves
and write copy that captures the real you (no more code-switchin' sis) and secures the bag (because your not running a non-profit.)
I got you!
I get it, you want to collect checks. But you’re in this for more than the money.
IT'S ABOUT SHIFTING THOUGHTS & EMPOWERING PEOPLE
TO MAKE CHANGE HAPPEN.
The only issue is: you can't get the words out of your head and onto the page.
WITH ME BY YOUR SIDE. YOU CAN
YOU CAN SELL MORE AUTHENTICALLY
It's time to get comfortable being visible and vulnerable with each word that you write. Because right now your site doesn’t align with who you. You're hiding what makes you quirky and unique. You're silent on popular culture, politics, and your passion because you're afraid of alienating your audience.
Let's write some copy that attracts clients who love the REAL you not some persona. Together, we'll connect with the people who need you the most and generate more revenue while doing it.
IF YOU FINALLY WANT TO BREAK UP WITH WRITER'S BLOCK AND ADD MORE YOU INTO YOUR BUSINESS
You are in the right place.
I'M YOUR SECRET WEAPON, SIS.
LET'S WORK TOGETHER
COPY
CONVERSATION
A one-hour strategy session designed for you to "Pick A Copywriter’s Brain."
INVESTMENT: $497
AVAILABILITY: WITHIN 1-2 WEEKS
GET IT DONE IN
A DAY
In a rush? Skip the line and get your copy delivered in 6 hours flat.
INVESTMENT: $2497
AVAILABILITY: WITHIN 2-3 WEEKS
WEB COPY WITH HELLA PERSONALITY
Five pages of persuasive science-based web copy guaranteed to convert.
STARTING AT $4997
AVAILABILITY: WITHIN 2-3 MONTHS
STRESS-FREE
LAUNCH COPY
A sales page and emails that connect, seduce and persuade your audience to buy your offer.
STARTING AT $6997
AVAILABILITY: 2-3 MONTHS
HERE'S WHAT HAPPENS NEXT:

APPLY
Complete the application below. Give me all the deets, boo.

DECIDE
We'll decide if we're a good fit based on your budget, deadlines and vibe.

START
Submit a deposit, set your start date and I'll work my magic!
Application
WE'RE TYPICALLY BOOKED 2 MONTHS OUT,
SO PLEASE PLAN YOUR LAUNCH ACCORDINGLY.
Frequently Asked Questions
I need new words! Which service is best for me?
Website copy is perfect for you if your messaging, voice and tone are inconsistent -- confusing your audience about who you are, what you do & why they should care. We deliver persuasive science-based web copy with hella personality guaranteed to convert. This service includes words for your Home Page, About Page, Opt-In page + 1 Additional Page of your choice. Before I write a word, we establish a Verbal Branding Guide (aka your Brand Personality, Voice + Positioning) so every page is magnetic.
How long does it take to deliver my persuasive copy with hella personality?
I can’t wait 4-8 weeks. Can you write faster?
Why do I have to apply? Do you really decline my application?
If you’re not clear on what you offer or who you are, then copy writing is not the best investment for you. You need clarity before you hire me. Together, we find the right words to represent you and your offer. So if you’re not ready, I’ll decline your application and offer you other ways to develop your signature voice.
I’d love to work with you 1:1, but money’s tight. Do you offer payment plans?